Showing posts with label Insult Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Insult Sms. Show all posts

Friday, 18 October 2013

A Boy On Date Wid Girl in Car

A Boy On Date Wid Girl in Car

Jan

Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k
I am Aalready Married

Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI Diye

main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he ye car tumhari nai he

Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor Girls

Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.

Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah ;-)

Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor
Girls

Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho

Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye

Kiya Hum Mcdonalds Ja Sakte Hain

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?

Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do to

Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain

Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?

Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi

se boli acha chalo kahin se naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D

Hahahah

Love Before Marriage Jano

Love Before Marriage

JANO
Agur Tum Nhi Tu Myn B Nhi, Myn Nhi Tu Tum Nhi

Love After Marriage

Beghairt
Aj Tu Nai Ya Myn Nai

How to Disturb

How to Disturb
Boy:Pen hai
Girl:nai hai

Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai

thori dare bad
Boy:pen hai pen?pen

Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi
Boy:Hathora hai
Girl:nahi
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen

:D :P :-)

Ap Apna Mobile Number De dain

Boy: Aap ka Mobile Number kya He?

Girl: Shut Up! (1st Drink then Think )

Boy: Ap Apna Mobile Number De dain
Mujhe Check Karna He 500 Ka recharge Ma Kitna Balnace Aata He!

Girl: How Sweet!!
Ye lo..

:D

Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay

Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay

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1)

2)

3)

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Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo

Main Abhi Tak Single Hun

Boy Did Mistake Girl Shouted At Him

Boy Did Mistake,
Girl Shouted At Him,
Boy :"SORRY"

Girl did a mistake,
Boy shouted at her

Girl started crying,

Boy : "SORRRRRY" :D

Kia Ye Khula Tazaaaaad naheeen

Girls May Not That Much

Attention Guys

Girls may not that much ugly as she look in i-card

and also may not that much beautiful as she look in Facebook profile

Be Aware..:P

Aur Phassao Government School Ki Bachiyaan

2 lovers in K.F.C"
Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?
Larki:


Naan Tikki Mangva Lo 
Moral: Aur Phassao Government School Ki Bachiyaan

Teri Judai me Nend urti ha Jan

Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha

 
Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy

Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thi

Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thi

Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?

1st: Pinki Behen

2nd: Sara Behen

3rd: Nadia Behen

Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?

Larka: Pappu Behen